General Assembly
Security Council
| Population | 2.135 billion |
| Capital | Anterrockport |
| Leader | Alvrik Thoresen |
| Faith | Civitarianism |
| Currency | plop |
| Animal | Northern Cheek marten |
The Civic Republic of Northern Cheek is a massive, genial nation, ruled by Alvrik Thoresen with a fair hand, and notable for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, punitive income tax rates, and restrictive gun laws. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 2.135 billion Cheekians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.
The large, liberal, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Anterrockport. The average income tax rate is 89.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient Northern Cheekian economy, worth 321 trillion plops a year, is quite specialized and dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Tourism, and Automobile Manufacturing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 150,812 plops, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Juries deliberate more than magic 8-balls, it is illegal to distribute Girl Guide Cookies without an advanced food hygiene diploma, sleeping on the job is recommended, and a faint smell of body odour can be detected at several miles' distance from the National Science Park. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Northern Cheek's national animal is the Northern Cheek marten, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Civitarianism.
Northern Cheek is ranked 6,673rd in the world and 284th in The North Pacific for Most Cultured, scoring 137 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.
Endorsements Received: 416 » 
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Lotion Empire, 
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National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
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Northern Cheek was endorsed by 
The People's Republic of Tridumita.
- : Northern Cheek endorsed
The Federal Republic of Egarata.
- : Following new legislation in Northern Cheek, a faint smell of body odour can be detected at several miles' distance from the National Science Park.
- : Northern Cheek was endorsed by
The Queendom of Lustria Divina.
- : Northern Cheek lodged a message on the The North Pacific Regional Message Board.
- : Northern Cheek endorsed The Queendom of Lustria Divina.
- : Northern Cheek was endorsed by
The People's Republic of Imperax.
- : Northern Cheek endorsed The People's Republic of Imperax.
- : Northern Cheek endorsed
The Cats of Kotiko Socialist Communist Republic.
- : Northern Cheek was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Extreme.
