The Disputed Territories of Territorio di Nessuno is a titanic, safe nation, ruled by Kaspar Hauser with a fair hand, and notable for its rum-swilling pirates, keen interest in outer space, and anti-smoking policies. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 20.34 billion Dispersi are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Ehm. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Disperso economy, worth a remarkable 5,676 trillion Nientes a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing and Information Technology. Average income is an amazing 279,083 Nientes, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The highest sporting award is the Grail of Tears, lifelong celibates are surprised to receive government-issue condoms in the post, clowns are being rounded up and admitted to mental institutions, and there's always a Bigtopian willing to eat Kaspar Hauser's table scraps. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Territorio di Nessuno's national animal is the Boh, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Flemingovianism.

Territorio di Nessuno is ranked 308,204^th in the world and 4,704^th in The North Pacific for Fattest Citizens, with 0.94 Obesity Rate.