The Free Land of Pytong is a mammoth, socially progressive nation, ruled by Kamil Iwo with an even hand, and notable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, complete lack of prisons, and smutty television. The compassionate, democratic population of 6.213 billion Pytongians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kamilowo. The average income tax rate is 95.9%.

The frighteningly efficient Pytongian economy, worth a remarkable 1,186 trillion kapustas a year, is dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 191,012 kapustas, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.

Prospective parents are cheering on the streets as they no longer need a license to have children, Super Barry Brothers is the most popular video game in the nation, aspiring pilots must be personally vetted by the Minister of Transportation before receiving their license, and sex changes are routinely performed at Pytong's hospitals. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Pytong's national animal is the python 𓆙, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Pytongism.

Pytong is ranked 4,073^rd in the world and 172^nd in The North Pacific for Most Developed, scoring 95.94 on the Human Development Index.