The Free Land of Pytong is a mammoth, cultured nation, ruled by Kamil Iwo with an even hand, and remarkable for its infamous sell-swords, ritual sacrifices, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, democratic population of 6.021 billion Pytongians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kamilowo. The average income tax rate is 95.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Pytongian economy, worth a remarkable 1,142 trillion kapustas a year, is fairly diversified and dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 189,819 kapustas, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.2 times as much as the poorest.

There's no cure or sympathy for the common cold, earthquake sirens are a leading cause of hearing loss, church and state are inseparable in their influence on education, and most towns have their Kamil Iwo High School located on Kamil Iwo Street. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Pytong's national animal is the python 𓆙, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Pytongism.

Pytong is ranked 10,037^th in the world and 322^nd in The North Pacific for Highest Poor Incomes, with 124,762.33 Standard Monetary Units.