The Free Land of Pytong is a mammoth, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Kamil Iwo with an even hand, and notable for its rampant corporate plagiarism, national health service, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic population of 6.081 billion Pytongians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kamilowo. The average income tax rate is 95.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Pytongian economy, worth a remarkable 1,160 trillion kapustas a year, is dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 190,891 kapustas, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.

Tax-payers are funding ever more extravagant movie projects, leather-clad individuals can be seen walking their slaves in public parks, monocled merchants with funny accents are applying for Pytongian citizenship in droves, and heartfelt sentiments are mercilessly marketed by a million-kapusta treacle machine. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Pytong's national animal is the python 𓆙, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Pytongism.

Pytong is ranked 231,710^th in the world and 3,296^th in The North Pacific for Largest Trout Fishing Sector, scoring -2.37 on the Nemo Depletion Efficiency Index.