The Amerikandyq-Kipchak Dynasty of Ottoman Empireee is a mammoth, cultured nation, ruled by Fatih Sultan Mehmed with an even hand, and remarkable for its compulsory military service, avant-garde cinema, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic, devout population of 6.289 billion Ottomans are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Konstantiniyye. The average income tax rate is 70.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Ottoman economy, worth 826 trillion Ottoman lires a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Basket Weaving, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an impressive 131,395 Ottoman lires, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.3 times as much as the poorest.

The phrase 'spreading like wildfire' is no longer in the public lexicon, the government is keeping a watch on all seeing eyes, foreign converts are illuminated by both missionaries and helicopter searchlights, and player-submitted issues are printed just so they can be burned by [violet] (Ottoman Empireee has found 3 easter eggs). Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Ottoman Empireee's national animal is the Grey wolf, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Sunni Islam.

Ottoman Empireee is ranked 13,356^th in the world and 467^th in The North Pacific for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring 4,431.47 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.