The Mitya State of Lovarpia is a mammoth, cultured nation, ruled by Prime Minister Herbert Jonathan Johnson with a fair hand, and renowned for its complete lack of prisons, keen interest in outer space, and sprawling nuclear power plants. The compassionate, democratic population of 9.349 billion Lovarpians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The large, corrupt, liberal, socially-minded government prioritizes Industry, with Education, Defense, and Administration also on the agenda, while Spirituality and International Aid aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Vitechilecy. The average income tax rate is 92.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Lovarpian economy, worth a remarkable 1,549 trillion pounds a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 165,731 pounds, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Unpopular cops are fired at a moment's notice by the citizens they police, the nation is currently revamping its entire education system, failed genetic experiments wreak havoc as they roam the countryside, and interest in globalism never flags. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Lovarpia's national animal is the albatross, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Barbatosism.

Lovarpia is ranked 304,959^th in the world and 4,265^th in The North Pacific for Largest Trout Fishing Sector, scoring -8.1 on the Nemo Depletion Efficiency Index.