The Federated State of Rainengrad is a titanic, efficient nation, ruled by Comrade Kegelkop with an even hand, and notable for its rum-swilling pirates, museums and concert halls, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, cheerful population of 21.994 billion Rainengradians enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Faraberline. The average income tax rate is 95.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Rainengradian economy, worth a remarkable 9,402 trillion Lexells a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, fairly diversified black market in Information Technology, Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Retail. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 427,514 Lexells, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

A dictator has seized power and outlawed elections, record numbers of Rainengradians find themselves enrolled in the nationwide bootstrap pulling initiative, the clock on unfettered access to social media is ticking, and the first sword of Rainengrad does not run. Crime is totally unknown. Rainengrad's national animal is the soltegu, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Zonneregenisme.

Rainengrad is ranked 2,441^st in the world and 97^th in The North Pacific for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring 11,264.45 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.