The Republic of Frismana is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Pertti Valentyna with an even hand, and renowned for its digital currency, punitive income tax rates, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, humorless population of 4.516 billion Frismanans are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Hell Creek. The average income tax rate is 89.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Frismanan economy, worth 764 trillion Frismanan Florins a year, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Retail, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Black market activity is extensive. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 169,364 Frismanan Florins, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Atheistic refugees haven't got a prayer of being granted asylum, a little love goes a long way claim Frismanan news, acrimonious legal battles result during divorce proceedings, and the police force is rumoured to be made up of evil shadows with no souls. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Frismana's national animal is the Thanatorskiavenator, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Christianity.

Frismana is ranked 18,388^th in the world and 403^rd in The North Pacific for Highest Average Incomes, with 169,364.43 Standard Monetary Units.