The Republic of Frismana is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Pertti Valentyna with an even hand, and notable for its keen interest in outer space, ritual sacrifices, and labour-free parental leave. The compassionate, humorless population of 4.682 billion Frismanans are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Hell Creek. The average income tax rate is 90.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Frismanan economy, worth 771 trillion Frismanan Florins a year, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Retail, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 164,731 Frismanan Florins, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Foreign nations often blame poverty and terrorism on Frismanan selfishness, when their backs are against the walls Frismanans look out for gay men, extreme hiring regulations mean a job in Frismana is often a lifetime appointment, and tax rises are attributed to divine will. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Frismana's national animal is the Thanatorskiavenator, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Christianity.

Frismana is ranked 7,583^rd in the world and 308^th in The North Pacific for Most Developed, scoring 92.43 on the Human Development Index.