The Republic of Frismana is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Pertti Valentyna with an even hand, and notable for its strictly enforced bedtime, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, humorless population of 4.534 billion Frismanans are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Hell Creek. The average income tax rate is 89.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Frismanan economy, worth 769 trillion Frismanan Florins a year, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Retail, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Black market activity is extensive. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 169,751 Frismanan Florins, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The police force is rumoured to be made up of evil shadows with no souls, in musicals everybody's a little bit racist, back-alley holistic doctors carry crystals in long trench coats, and it's been a banner year for local vexillology. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Frismana's national animal is the Thanatorskiavenator, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Christianity.

Frismana is ranked 146,502^nd in the world and 1,039^th in The North Pacific for Largest Populations, with 4.53 billion capita.