The Socialist Federal Republic of Artoriticitys is a mammoth, efficient nation, ruled by Yevgraf Germogen Kempf with a fair hand, and notable for its frequent executions, free-roaming dinosaurs, and compulsory military service. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 5.585 billion Artoreans hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The relatively small, corrupt government prioritizes Industry, although Defense, Administration, and Education are also considered important, while Spirituality and International Aid are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Fürthreich. The average income tax rate is 38.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Artoreanz economy, worth 879 trillion molens a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, broadly diversified black market in Tourism, Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 157,561 molens, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.1 times as much as the poorest.

The "Underwear of Women in Power" issue of The Fürthreich Times is sold out, the national colors help to make everyone look slimmer, with increasingly clear skies nobody seems to mind the electricity bill going through the roof, and tens of thousands of Artoreans rock the night away at the annual SuperLob. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Artoriticitys's national animal is the Artorian tigers, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is State secular.

Artoriticitys is ranked 67,141^st in the world and 1,067^th in The North Pacific for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring 1,513.92 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.