The Yonbankonghuaguk of Dacarbatia is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Jang Hwa-seok with a fair hand, and remarkable for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, free-roaming dinosaurs, and compulsory military service. The compassionate, democratic population of 3.632 billion Dacarbatians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The medium-sized, corrupt, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Arkaeus. The average income tax rate is 97.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Dacarbatian economy, worth 883 trillion D₩ Dacarbatian Won a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Tourism, and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 243,219 D₩ Dacarbatian Won, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.5 times as much as the poorest.

Tradesmen will knock 10% off their fees if customers pay cash, cane fights are a common sight in nursing homes, it is illegal for a parent to tell a child to stop eating their boogers, and the newest East Lebatuckese coins have "long live East Lebatuck" on heads and "death to Dacarbatia" on tails. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Dacarbatia's national animal is the Dacarbatian Tiger, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Catholicism.

Dacarbatia is ranked 303,828^th in the world and 4,544^th in The North Pacific for Fattest Citizens, with 3.66 Obesity Rate.