The Democratic Republic of Caymarnia is a titanic, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by President Madero with an iron fist, and notable for its frequent executions, parental licensing program, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 23.445 billion Caymarnians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The large, corrupt, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Law & Order, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Caymarnigrad. The average income tax rate is 97.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Caymarnian economy, worth a remarkable 4,287 trillion people's marks a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing and Furniture Restoration. Average income is an impressive 182,892 people's marks, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Travelers praise airports for their endless beige corridors, making up random numbers to name new asteroids is the bulk of astronomers' work, selling advanced CPUs to anti-Caymarnian terrorists is no chip on the government's shoulders, and children high on sugar can often be seen bouncing off walls. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Caymarnia's national animal is the gryphon, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Caymarnia is ranked 306,380^th in the world and 4,114^th in The East Pacific for Most Cultured, scoring 29 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.