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Rudest Citizens: 226thMost Subsidized Industry: 374thLargest Information Technology Sector: 692nd
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Greater Cesnica

Population9.126 billion

CapitalDepla City
LeaderAbdus Hassan Zagghaf


The Crown Republic of Greater Cesnica is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Abdus Hassan Zagghaf with a fair hand, and remarkable for its unlimited-speed roads, absence of drug laws, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, cheerful population of 9.126 billion Cesnicans live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The medium-sized, corrupt, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Industry, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Depla City. The average income tax rate is 97.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Greater Cesnican economy, worth a remarkable 3,248 trillion Shullings a year, is fairly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Information Technology, Tourism, Retail, and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 356,011 Shullings, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.5 times as much as the poorest.

Souvenir shops that sell alphorns are taking advantage of gullible tourists, abortions are routinely performed in the nation's hospitals, young children are learning advanced physics to scientifically disprove the existence of Santa Claus, and the 'kind of scrawny' 500 meter hurdle is a popular event. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Greater Cesnica's national animal is the vampire, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Greater Cesnica is ranked 5,191st in the world and 1st in Revolutionary Insurrectionary Army for Most Advanced Law Enforcement, scoring 10,091.38 on the Orwell Orderliness Index.

Rudest Citizens: 226thMost Subsidized Industry: 374thLargest Information Technology Sector: 692ndMost Efficient Economies: 702ndMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1,238thHighest Average Incomes: 1,239thLargest Black Market: 1,246thMost Scientifically Advanced: 1,299thMost Cheerful Citizens: 1,342ndMost Rebellious Youth: 1,778thLargest Retail Industry: 1,861stLargest Governments: 1,906thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 2,236thHighest Poor Incomes: 2,237thTop
Most Inclusive: 2,341stMost Cultured: 2,362ndMost Advanced Public Education: 2,529thMost Developed: 2,559thHighest Food Quality: 2,583rdSmartest Citizens: 2,621stHighest Average Tax Rates: 2,669thLargest Publishing Industry: 2,838thMost Corrupt Governments: 2,867thHighest Drug Use: 3,440thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 3,937thLongest Average Lifespans: 4,156thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 4,360thHighest Economic Output: 4,366thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 5,191stMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 5,327thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 7,027thNudest: 7,051stMost Patriotic: 7,256thHealthiest Citizens: 7,615thMost Secular: 7,662ndMost Valuable International Artwork: 7,998thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 8,139thLowest Crime Rates: 8,560thTop
Most Beautiful Environments: 15,318thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 15,763rdLargest Manufacturing Sector: 20,201stMost Influential: 21,298thMost Extensive Civil Rights: 21,983rd

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