The Dictatorship of Tugupaw is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, remarkable for its smutty television, zero percent divorce rate, and absence of drug laws. The compassionate, hard-working, devout population of 1.144 billion Tugupawians enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The medium-sized, corrupt, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Administration, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Tugupawian. The average income tax rate is 79.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Tugupawian economy, worth 200 trillion Kullars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Trout Farming, and Arms Manufacturing. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an impressive 175,104 Kullars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.

Politicians have been known to swim in pools filled with Kullars, every product goes through extensive safety-testing by the government, kitchen patrol is dominated by ten-year-old runts, and creative compliance measures ensure that high-ranking officials live in luxury while the country's coffers collect cobwebs. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Tugupaw's national animal is the Cat, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Tugupaw is ranked 108,971^st in the world and 2,890^th in The North Pacific for Lowest Crime Rates, with 64.94 law-abiding acts per hour.