The United Kingdom of Nationeer is a titanic, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Prime King Nixen Welton with an even hand, and remarkable for its pith helmet sales, keen interest in outer space, and devotion to social welfare. The quiet, industrious population of 17.704 billion Nationeers have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Education, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Nationeer Central. The average income tax rate is 79.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Nationeerian economy, worth a remarkable 1,653 trillion Compoints a year, is quite specialized and led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Tourism, and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 93,419 Compoints, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Libraries are now installed with jacuzzis and mini-bars, executions are marked by quiet dignity and maybe a final round or two of whist, they unpaved paradise and tore up a parking lot (ooh, bop bop bop), and fraternities are rejoicing at government-subsidized partying. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Nationeer's national animal is the Whale, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.

Nationeer is ranked 6,647^th in the world and 263^rd in The North Pacific for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring 7,166.45 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.