The Republic of KAP03land is a titanic, safe nation, renowned for its keen interest in outer space, smutty television, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, democratic population of 11.186 billion KAP03landians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 95.8%.

The frighteningly efficient KAP03landian economy, worth a remarkable 1,625 trillion 03dollars a year, is highly specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 145,332 03dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Bad punctuation has come to a full stop, everything stops come summertime, burning twigs to keep warm while lost in the wild is now a felony, and youth rights demonstrations often end in vicious snowball fights. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. KAP03land's national animal is the bottlenose dolphin, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.

KAP03land is ranked 11,381^st in the world and 452^nd in The North Pacific for Most Cultured, scoring 108 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.