by Max Barry

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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 201stMost Influential: 376thMost Secular: 853rd
The Commonwealth of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
No Gods, only Man
Civil Rights
Political Freedom
Very Good

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Population1.264 billion

LeaderThe Viceroy
FaithState Atheism

CurrencyNistrian Pound
AnimalWhite Shark

The Commonwealth of Nistriabar is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by The Viceroy with an even hand, and renowned for its ubiquitous missile silos, national health service, and sprawling nuclear power plants. The democratic population of 1.264 billion Nistrians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Mako. The average income tax rate is 44.9%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Nistriabarian economy, worth 160 trillion Nistrian Pounds a year, is fairly diversified and dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Retail, and Tourism. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 127,300 Nistrian Pounds, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.4 times as much as the poorest.

The new "Bloodbath" orange tree autonomously seeks and destroys independent orchards, takeaway food bought on the weekend now comes with fifty percent more sweat and tears, reporters sent to cover suspected UFO visits come back with stories about quilting bees, and a large concrete wall is being built around the country's borders. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Nistriabar's national animal is the White Shark, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is State Atheism.

Nistriabar is ranked 70,215th in the world and 3,069th in The North Pacific for Largest Soda Pop Sector, scoring 1,740.29 on the Addison-Fukk Productivity Rating.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 201stMost Influential: 376thMost Secular: 853rdTop
Most Valuable International Artwork: 2,303rdLargest Information Technology Sector: 6,405thLargest Retail Industry: 8,968thBest Weather: 9,683rdHealthiest Citizens: 9,859thMost Scientifically Advanced: 10,052ndMost Developed: 10,876thTop
Most Beautiful Environments: 13,158thLongest Average Lifespans: 13,283rdSmartest Citizens: 13,660thMost Inclusive: 13,740thHighest Disposable Incomes: 15,035thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 16,279thMost Rebellious Youth: 16,518thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 16,584thHighest Poor Incomes: 17,144thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 19,358thHighest Average Incomes: 19,953rdMost Efficient Economies: 20,308thSafest: 20,618thLowest Crime Rates: 21,579th
Most Secular: 48th in the regionTop
Most Influential: 111th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 154th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 250th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 377th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 434th in the regionTop
Best Weather: 532nd in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 546th in the regionRudest Citizens: 558th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 569th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 611th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 615th in the regionMost Developed: 640th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 655th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 695th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 733rd in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 739th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 741st in the regionMost Inclusive: 831st in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 889th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 936th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 939th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 980th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 994th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Nistriabar was endorsed by The Kingdom of Ozstan.
  • : Following new legislation in Nistriabar, a large concrete wall is being built around the country's borders.
  • : Following new legislation in Nistriabar, reporters sent to cover suspected UFO visits come back with stories about quilting bees.
  • : Following new legislation in Nistriabar, takeaway food bought on the weekend now comes with fifty percent more sweat and tears.
  • : Following new legislation in Nistriabar, the new "Bloodbath" orange tree autonomously seeks and destroys independent orchards.
  • : Nistriabar voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Sovereign Justice Accord".
  • : Nistriabar was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Poor Incomes and Lowest Crime Rates.
  • : Following new legislation in Nistriabar, the nation's atlases tend to go out of date every few weeks.
  • : Following new legislation in Nistriabar, the nation is ravaged by daily union strikes.
  • : Following new legislation in Nistriabar, the automotive industry soaks up huge government handouts.


World Assembly

Endorsements Received: 404 » Ethnon, Pallaith, Territorio di Nessuno, Freyford, SORT, Advancia-Sizzletown, Abonland, Volstokn, Chukstik Illahi, Tachycardia, McMasterdonia, Empy, Sundred, Dakota Territories, Hamerica, Dar es Saalam, Detrivania, Corfad, Montarc, Itallitopia, Eraver, Holy Oranz, Psychotic Vegans, Shibutani, The Rhein States, Fendlium, Newpromisedland, Guer Aike, Quentiam Viventem, Noahs Second Country, Pazair, The Endless Eventide, The Tampa Bay Rays, Xagill, The New Communist Republic Of States, Xentherida, Godwanna, Orado, Sunto, Yaorozu, Dabarastan, Omnistria, North Bratislava, Antiyard, Dreadton, Necromonia, Interdimensional Zone, Napnomadia, Loli County, Koda-Land, and 354 others.Notyoutopia, Votak Matim, Seenvorland, Siwale, New Lakemba, El Fiji Grande, Praeceps, Loutsland, Vincone Cae, Humptalumpta, Aeurithianar, The Austro Germanic Union, Minuda, Clan Spaniel, Drutopia Insomnia, Prydania, East Supple Lund, Olofin, Soviet Terran, KhalChicken, Amblegreserland, Yemet, Great Bights Mum, Great Jenovah, Kappacon, Selfgradatude, Grue, New Avian, The Windmilluminati, Miamington, Aeolist, The Real Ram Ranch, Gilakistan, The Most Freedom Ever, Malta Comino Gozo, The Greylands, Old Emporia, Mordonerea, Zumlandia, Central Ryal, Kamohoalii, 5 kingdoms of Britannia, Partax, Aetulia, Lemonbiscuits, Azzarel, The Stratosphere Islands, Manticore utopia, Vexilia, Yokciq Empire, Fascist Democracy, Walter Jackson, Pleroma Sans Romans, Alamei, Esplandia, Ausnakulia, West Hamburg, The Kingdom and Realm of Anubis, TJUN-ia, Zecit, Fel Imass, David Davidson, Logovets, The Discipled, The Bureaucratic Territories, The English Alliance, Cors Evia, Memenaide, Tyroshh, Virillum, Arimbia, Diodone, Altivia, Dopeland420, Centromuria, Cape Flower, Zokk, Free Culture, Unsophisticate, Phoronu, Dicko, Panama Coalition, United Asgardian States, The Sinclarian Provinces, Crader, Sil Dorsett, Schnuftelland, The Iron Lions, Arquadea, Zupla, Preble, 1 very fast endotarter, Ravendi, North Armatas, Adehgord, Valhalla123, Lucedeia, LostLegion, Australian Socialist Commonwealths, Lorigia, Varola, Braghz, United Kahndaq, Ediola, Solmetria, Valentine Z, Chatheatinamopia, New Octicarg, Texas States, Singamadri, Ereena, Rad Lads, Karazan, Tarr-Nation, The AP Republic, Spades Atlantic, Cloydicia, Anungu, Wilkshire, The True Frog, Jovian Knights, Ataraxia Somnia, Wooleystan, Marmiedon, Conservative State of Poland, Vauquelin, Supreme Leader Hadrian, Nova Arcania, Sile Maungistan, Armandlandia, Austral States of America, Potatolandium, Vagabond Valley, Abiswashyo-bhumi, United States of Americanas, Choistan, Nationeer, Newam, French Bananastan, United States of Medford, Blackphir, Srpski Novo Zelandjani, Iron Cladia, Unshleepd, BrightFutures, Fizban, Cinnibar, Yukti, East Wushen, Independent Halls, Pradovnia, Simone Republic, The Brunchovian Republic of Pina Colada, Destructive Government Endorsing System, Vesuva, Joodey, Alice Gardens, Conteria, Revolutionary Sealand, PotatoFarmers, Wineclaw, Wisconsota, Dylanana, Maott, Frances Francis the First of France, Hyphen, Greater New America, Aingard, Ilisseia, Arizona Zervas, Fluffy Noodles, Shadowrik, Alyrria, Ivernary, Daiz, VietAnhland, The Gamer Party, Ice and Tinian, Free Nation of Hong Kong, Orenmark, Velon, Westinor, AverageJoevlania, Saint Alaric, Skad Delurreacatiegoland, Phualand, The Pantheons, Zixu, U S Eh, Eywaan, Korovan Isles, Kranostav, A Ordem do Caos, Citrus Rutaceae, Zeternia, Xatin, AAA Provisional Empire, Solidair, Astronomical, The Serdey Islands, Fauzjhia, Oceanialia, Eri-Maqa-Ena, Greater Pittsburgh, Eastern Valskovia, Qaz, Kargestan, Navsland, Paul Pasch, Ivy Rekkia, Fayyayid, Frostcell, Sikol, Saperisole, Zzozona, Termathe, Nordic-British Union, Bushkrub, Integriata, Bengal Empir, Harveney, Aoncarpa, The Calabash Protectorate, Greater Nattlecreniaxia, Mouva Crishia, Rainengrad, I Like Killing people, Former English Colony, Libertania Democratica, Shinjuku tokyo 0, Dangine, Solcius, Hopsin, Asoc lon, El Emayo, Kocherian, Innocentic, Yalgora, Seanat, Entecavir, Brucklania, Arichia, Highton Islands, Nouvelle-Floride, Unimaginable Doom, New Jamgra, Xyrron, Principia Mathematica, Gin Tonic, Kragsgale, R libanon, Colonies of Free Temeria, United Island States of Southeast Asia, Czechnin, SparkleMinds, Karlinagrad, Cartero, Teg, Blackborough Republic, Pigeonstan, Picairn, Brikule, The Lava Turtle, Jestings, Animu Place, DIMAnism, Sattelbach, Cretox State, New Dice, Zaeli, The Great Imperial Roman Empire, Copola, Sakarna, Bend Mai, Ihsan, Tukayyiad, Camikistan, Smesh, Artemis Selene, Takushipa, Diplomasqi, The Canadian Peoples Republic, Cascadiya, Mystiquelle, Caselpania, Cartures, Fortskand, The Holy Rysican Empire, Free Lives, Lux Conos, Mardessa, Eisenmund, Zimmerdachen, Nichigo Sebe, Sembawang GRC, Guepo, Madjack, Maynilan, Palisede, TyGerria, Cabaifer, Xipher, Cosamaloapan, Astal Aavors, Amerian States, Illusia and Neverendia, Cucuville, Buckhem, Eastern Cous Empria, Andexia, WeKnow, Moubarakistan, Democratic Republic of Kohland, Heilhum Imperius, Batatoland Empire, Runeda, Draconian Progression, Sisang, Harjad, Frahnkzaden, Aerilia, Morover, Lulubellia, Outer Shenendoah, Glanst, Elvoreto, The Kingdom Of Wagies, Chips and Guac, Sardona, Rozarus, Hardscrabble, Cereskia, Merconitonitopia, Magna Banitia, A Die, Republica Guilleana, Sopernia, Boston Castle, Jerzykowo, An Identity Crisis, New Ecronentia, Pytong, The Democratic Kingdom Of Skaraborg, Venicea, Religioncord, Dai Nippon Yamato, Bankowiata, The Clever Crow, Maclare, Kazoo Basin, Maratabat, The Unified Missourtama States, Kelvaros Prime, and Ozstan.

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