by Max Barry

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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 1,755th Most Influential: 4,461st Largest Welfare Programs: 8,082nd
The Neko Markswomen of
Left-wing Utopia
Time to THONK even harder
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

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Population602 million

CapitalCitaiti Dei Kerlodia

CurrencyBautista Sovereign Killi

The Neko Markswomen of Kerlodia is a huge, cultured nation, remarkable for its museums and concert halls, punitive income tax rates, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic population of 602 million Kerlodi are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous, liberal, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Citaiti Dei Kerlodia. The average income tax rate is 75.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The thriving Kerlodi economy, worth 46.2 trillion Bautista Sovereign Killis a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Cheese Exports. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 76,673 Bautista Sovereign Killis, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The government has spent days debating the merits of a petition calling for a ban on sporks, every politician claims to be at least 1% Native Kerlodi, ironic death by tasering is on the rise amongst door-to-door taser salesmen, and it ain't easy to be green enough to be imported into Kerlodia. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kerlodia's national animal is the Jackal, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Kerlodia is ranked 150,307th in the world and 6,380th in the South Pacific for Largest Pizza Delivery Sector, scoring -9.91 on the Pepperoni Propulsion Productivity Index.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 1,755thMost Influential: 4,461stLargest Welfare Programs: 8,082ndTop
Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 9,717thNicest Citizens: 9,754thMost Compassionate Citizens: 10,196thMost Cheerful Citizens: 10,462ndMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 10,530thMost Income Equality: 11,115thMost Inclusive: 11,201stMost Advanced Public Transport: 11,844thHighest Drug Use: 13,057thMost Pacifist: 13,184thMost Extensive Civil Rights: 14,434thMost Rebellious Youth: 14,837thBest Weather: 15,627thLargest Agricultural Sector: 15,910thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 16,300th
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 146th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 216th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 224th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 260th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 279th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 318th in the regionNicest Citizens: 337th in the regionTop
Most Rebellious Youth: 353rd in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 363rd in the regionMost Influential: 379th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 399th in the regionMost Inclusive: 412th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 431st in the regionHighest Drug Use: 459th in the regionBest Weather: 483rd in the regionMost Income Equality: 487th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 489th in the regionMost Pacifist: 512th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 522nd in the regionNudest: 524th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 527th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 535th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 549th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 553rd in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 574th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 577th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 588th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 592nd in the region

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