The Parliamentary Republic of Republicada is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Lucas Finnegan with an even hand, and renowned for its parental licensing program, national health service, and devotion to social welfare. The hard-nosed population of 3.721 billion Ravencians are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Administration, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Ravencia. The average income tax rate is 72.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Ravencian economy, worth 489 trillion Nordmarks a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Tourism, and Information Technology. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 131,645 Nordmarks, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.

A little love goes a long way claim Ravencian news, the government's new "quiet competence" initiative has supporters and detractors alike reeling in confusion, fixing attendance at women's matches is a matter of "when they go low, we go high... funding", and politicians no longer click with dating app matches. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Republicada's national animal is the polar bear, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Atheism.

Republicada is ranked 20,635^th in the world and 565^th in The North Pacific for Highest Poor Incomes, with 90,165.04 Standard Monetary Units.