The Federal Republic of The United States of Indy is a titanic, genial nation, ruled by Giovanni J Bultinck with an even hand, and renowned for its prohibition of alcohol, smutty television, and restrictive gun laws. The compassionate, cheerful population of 22.225 billion United States of Indyians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, socially-minded government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Environment, Law & Order, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kennedy DC. The average income tax rate is 97.8%.

The powerhouse United States of Indyian economy, worth a remarkable 2,487 trillion euros a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity. The industrial sector is solely comprised of the Book Publishing industry. Average income is an impressive 111,901 euros, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Small children are learning a lot of new words from a teacher with Tourette Syndrome, counselors have to sign pledges supporting gay rights before they can speak to any patients, 100-year-old politicians are now a thing of the past, and vaccinations are mandatory. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The United States of Indy's national animal is the cat, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is None.

The United States of Indy is ranked 16,674^th in the world and 261^st in The East Pacific for Highest Poor Incomes, with 99,529.94 Standard Monetary Units.