The Constitutional Monarchy of Abcsallion is a very large, genial nation, remarkable for its keen interest in outer space, free-roaming dinosaurs, and sprawling nuclear power plants. The compassionate, democratic, devout population of 208 million Abcsallons have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 42.5%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The Abcsallionian economy, worth 11.1 trillion ducats a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Trout Farming industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Furniture Restoration. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 53,302 ducats, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The most popular WhoTube videos are ones featuring parodies of iconic songs, politicians are often seen attending regional history classes at primary schools within their constituencies, citizens sell their moldy bread as homemade penicillin, and concussed cookieball players cannot remember their lineup position. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Abcsallion's national animal is the cookie, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Abcsallion is ranked 229,297^th in the world and 2,878^th in The North Pacific for Highest Disposable Incomes, with 30,648.94 Standard Monetary Units.