General Assembly
Security Council
The Federation of Fifaaf is a huge, orderly nation, remarkable for its frequent executions, keen interest in outer space, and suspicion of poets. The cynical, devout population of 512 million Fifaafians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."
The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Law & Order, Education, and Industry also on the agenda, while International Aid isn't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Bamenia. The average income tax rate is 44.8%.
The powerhouse Fifaafian economy, worth 46.6 trillion woods a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient, broadly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, Information Technology, and Beef-Based Agriculture. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 90,969 woods, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.1 times as much as the poorest.
The most penniless demographics have by far the highest number of researchers per capita, the government has instituted 'traveller reservations' across the country, election debates consists mostly of two grey suits arguing over how to best preserve the status quo, and tiger populations thrive as dogs are slaughtered in the millions. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Fifaaf's national animal is the tiger, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.
Fifaaf is ranked 43,434th in the world and 515th in The North Pacific for Most Advanced Defense Forces, scoring 6,193.24 on the Total War Preparedness Rating.
Endorsements Received: 90 » 
Halsoni, 
Ayuzhhhhh, 
Greater Portugaliza, 
Ethnon, 
Shibutani, 
Kwaj, 
Northern Cheek, 
Aerilia, 
Trebizondia, 
Darkwoke, 
Territorio di Nessuno, 
Of Emptiness, 
Dacarbatia, 
Northern Zorbrasnka, 
Varisland, 
Great Bights Mum, 
Laforeia, 
Wolffoxia, 
PlanetMercury, 
Koda-Land, 
Frismana, 
Esperonia, 
New Lakemba, 
Sindoesia, 
Harjad, 
Isenoka, 
Kazanqa, 
Plexaris, 
Ioresca, 
Stal Valley, 
Bagojo, 
Polgaria, 
TheLandOfFunFunFun, 
Newest Foundedland, 
Shrikisthan, 
Aguaria Major, 
Lovarpia, 
Marlducro, 
SussyAmongUsLand, 
Tragesch Firwat, 
Dojestan, 
Ottoman Empireee, 
Triseria, 
Elnir, 
North Bratislava, 
Arucaria, 
Ynysoeddmawr, 
Salzcovia, 
Mystris, 
Texaska, and 40 others.
Tiodann, Xentherida, Honeymoon Avenue, Xagill, Loutsland, Sil Dorsett, Motaialtefth, Arostica, The Iron Lions, Bochlon, Royaume des loups, Darkanistan, Liberal Communities, Jughru, New Kisha, Tallinia, Uncreative name, Enimero, PotatoFarmers, The Uhhhh, The Black Cathedral, Islandwalk, Engine Unions, Dreadton, Hannako, Kaschovia, Dakota Territories, Name 0 WA Account, Esteneng, El Fiji Grande, Flydale North, Simone Republic, Inevitable Poverty, WA Governed Havakia, Furballland, All Creation, Questasia, Litovaltio, Darths and Droids, and Fachumonn.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- :
Fifaaf was endorsed by 
The Acclaimed Delegate of Fachumonn.
- : Following new legislation in Fifaaf, tiger populations thrive as dogs are slaughtered in the millions.
- : Following new legislation in Fifaaf, election debates consists mostly of two grey suits arguing over how to best preserve the status quo.
- : Following new legislation in Fifaaf, the government has instituted 'traveller reservations' across the country.
- : Following new legislation in Fifaaf, the most penniless demographics have by far the highest number of researchers per capita.
- : Following new legislation in Fifaaf, this year's hottest fashion trend is the Lese Majeste collection.
- : Following new legislation in Fifaaf, the delay between passed legislation and real world implementation is often a decade or longer.
- : Following new legislation in Fifaaf, libraries are refusing to stock A Midsummer Night's Dream because it has an ass in it.
- : Fifaaf voted for the World Assembly Resolution "World Environmental Treaty".
- : Fifaaf endorsed
The Webcomic RolePlaying Game of Darths and Droids.
