The Morally Grey States of Newest Foundedland is a mammoth, efficient nation, ruled by Doeme the Dryst with an iron fist, and remarkable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, flagrant waste-dumping, and sprawling nuclear power plants. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 9.136 billion Newer Foundlandians are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The relatively small, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Industry, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Purmerburg. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 48.9%.

The frighteningly efficient Newest Foundedlandian economy, worth a remarkable 3,129 trillion Atlantic Daalders a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Retail, and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an amazing 342,582 Atlantic Daalders, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 2,427,836 per year while the poor average 16,134, a ratio of 150 to 1.

Package deals offer tourists the chance to visit the frozen remains of the previous tour group, charity distribution sites are regularly raided by the police, one-upping each other in conversation is strictly prohibited, and the newest season of Landlord Cops was filmed in front of a live audience. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Newest Foundedland's national animal is the Great Grey Hippopotamus, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is The Dryst Wisdom.

Newest Foundedland is ranked 1,973^rd in the world and 71^st in The North Pacific for Highest Average Incomes, with 342,582.63 Standard Monetary Units.