The Unwavering Cornerstone State of Esteneng is a mammoth, cultured nation, ruled by Lehiyelton Giahiien Sboneuls with a fair hand, and renowned for its keen interest in outer space, conspicuous electricity pylons, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic, devout population of 9.883 billion Estenengians love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The enormous, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Environment, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Divergaudiburg. The average income tax rate is 88.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Estenengian economy, worth 960 trillion Triks a year, is highly specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Furniture Restoration, and Tourism. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 97,225 Triks, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Any citizen who cries is immediately assigned a psychiatrist, local mafias have a tough time disposing of dead snitches without catching the attention of recycling authorities, hospitals in Esteneng are too busy serving the needs of The North Pacific to see Estenengians, and atheistic refugees haven't got a prayer of being granted asylum. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Esteneng's national animal is the Eevee, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Evangelicalism.

Esteneng is ranked 230,318^th in the world and 3,613^th in The North Pacific for Largest Pizza Delivery Sector, scoring -4.67 on the Pepperoni Propulsion Productivity Index.