The Lands of Funnle Kake is a massive, genial nation, remarkable for its museums and concert halls, digital currency, and prohibition of alcohol. The compassionate, democratic population of 1.89 billion Kags are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous, socially-minded government prioritizes Administration, although Education, Environment, and Healthcare are also considered important, while Spirituality and Defense receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Fush. The average income tax rate is 68.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The very strong Kag economy, worth 136 trillion Blocks a year, is quite specialized and dominated by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Basket Weaving. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 72,114 Blocks, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Door-to-door salesmen are frequently beaten up by 'vigilantes', the Kag delegation to the World Assembly is having a hard time convincing people that international law will "pay for itself somehow...", rundown towns are frequently sold to billionaires for their pet projects, and all alcohol is banned. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Funnle Kake's national animal is the Lynx, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Funnle Kake is ranked 236,284^th in the world and 3,408^th in The North Pacific for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring -5.1 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.