The Kingdom of Malta Comino Gozo is a titanic, genial nation, ruled by Robert Abela with a fair hand, and notable for its complete lack of prisons, smutty television, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 21.376 billion Malta Comino Gozoans enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Valletta. The average income tax rate is 99.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Malta Comino Gozoan economy, worth a remarkable 5,727 trillion Florins a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Retail. Average income is an amazing 267,927 Florins, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.3 times as much as the poorest.

Students eagerly await homework from their gaming class, it is cheaper to die in the wilderness than to survive, the child of a rich parent flip-flops between decadence and poverty, and crowded passenger trains are near-silent save for the soft tap of fingers on touchscreens. Crime is totally unknown. Malta Comino Gozo's national animal is the Sloth Bear, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Christianity.

Malta Comino Gozo is ranked 100,490^th in the world and 1,406^th in The North Pacific for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring 1,887.85 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.