The Kingdom of Malta Comino Gozo is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Robert Abela with a fair hand, and renowned for its rum-swilling pirates, smutty television, and restrictive gun laws. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 7.998 billion Malta Comino Gozoans hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The large, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Valletta. The average income tax rate is 97.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Malta Comino Gozoan economy, worth a remarkable 1,751 trillion Florins a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Retail. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 218,975 Florins, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.3 times as much as the poorest.

Anyone can get ahead in life if they want to, workers of "fairweather faith" claim six months of paid leave for holy days per year, residents of newly dried out bays live in fear of leaky dikes, and employers are finding it hard to screen candidates now that everyone gets A grades in their exams. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Malta Comino Gozo's national animal is the Sloth Bear, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Christianity.

Malta Comino Gozo is ranked 115,865^th in the world and 5,106^th in The North Pacific for Most Pro-Market, scoring 42.78 on the Rand Index.