The Kingdom of Malta Comino Gozo is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Robert Abela with a fair hand, and remarkable for its complete lack of prisons, free-roaming dinosaurs, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 9.677 billion Malta Comino Gozoans hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The large, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Valletta. The average income tax rate is 98.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Malta Comino Gozoan economy, worth a remarkable 2,190 trillion Florins a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Retail. Average income is an amazing 226,369 Florins, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

In musicals everybody's a little bit racist, retirement homes are often fitted with luxurious suites, crowded passenger trains are near-silent save for the soft tap of fingers on touchscreens, and getting an infected tattoo is considered a rite of passage in Malta Comino Gozo. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Malta Comino Gozo's national animal is the Sloth Bear, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Christianity.

Malta Comino Gozo is ranked 3,058^th in the world and 189^th in The North Pacific for Most Developed, scoring 96.51 on the Human Development Index.