The United Republics of Indonesia Socialist Union is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by General Secretary Bang Cicak with an even hand, and notable for its zero percent divorce rate, irreverence towards religion, and restrictive gun laws. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 4.348 billion Indonesians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The medium-sized, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Depok. The average income tax rate is 76.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Indonesia Socialist Unionian economy, worth 693 trillion Rupiahs a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is broadly diversified, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 159,437 Rupiahs, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Fake designer clothes are shredded and burnt while many in the world don't have a shirt on their back, male politicians lose their jobs for staring too long at their female counterparts, the government has officially clarified that "wee on your hands to save time" does not count as proper hygiene, and most ambassadors from Indonesia Socialist Union retire only a few years after being appointed. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Indonesia Socialist Union's national animal is the Komodo Dragon, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Secularism.

Indonesia Socialist Union is ranked 290,782^nd in the world and 3,914^th in the South Pacific for Fattest Citizens, with 5.56 Obesity Rate.