The Interesting Nation of Moravyn is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Nobody with an even hand, and renowned for its compulsory military service, anti-smoking policies, and complete lack of prisons. The compassionate, devout population of 3.029 billion Moravynians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Nobody's City. The average income tax rate is 76.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Moravynian economy, worth 353 trillion Vermaras a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Tourism. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 116,792 Vermaras, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Families are left homeless as entire suburbs are bulldozed on the whim of tribal chiefs, the nation's museums are real penny-pinchers, pillows outnumber picket signs at most workers rallies, and the government funds large training centres to turn Crows into functioning members of society. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Moravyn's national animal is the Crow, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Agnosticism.

Moravyn is ranked 11,548^th in the world and 330^th in the South Pacific for Largest Welfare Programs, scoring 4,233.61 on the Safety Net Mesh Density Rating.