The Federal Republic of Satroju is a colossal, efficient nation, notable for its pith helmet sales, devotion to social welfare, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 7.698 billion Satrojuans are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Jurojo. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Satrojuan economy, worth a remarkable 1,986 trillion Jaroes a year, is highly specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 258,050 Jaroes, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

A recent political speech drew the ire of nerds everywhere after the speaker claimed that Darth Vader was Harry Potter's father, fixing attendance at women's matches is a matter of "when they go low, we go high... funding", signs at the border tell international drivers where they can put their cars, and military minds worry that 'the blue screen of death' on brand new operating systems may be a literal description. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Satroju's national animal is the Wolf, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Satroju is ranked 1,039^th in the world and 22^nd in The East Pacific for Highest Food Quality, scoring 352.95 on the Meeshlin-Starr Index.