The United States of Serboslavonia is a very large, efficient nation, notable for its frequent executions, compulsory military service, and prohibition of alcohol. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, devout population of 260 million Serbs are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The relatively small, corrupt, moralistic, pro-business, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Law & Order, Administration, and Industry also on the agenda, while International Aid and Environment receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Teslagrad. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 17.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Serboslavonian economy, worth 32.9 trillion Lithium Dinars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining, Gambling, and Retail. Black market activity is notable. Average income is an impressive 126,677 Lithium Dinars, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,080,963 per year while the poor average 2,604, a ratio of 415 to 1.

Equality looks curiously unequal, the nation's new flagship trading company deals exclusively in things no one wants, urban high-volume mailers now receive their mail via chauffeur-driven limousines, and children are often punished for the sins of the fathers. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Serboslavonia's national animal is the White Eagles, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution.

Serboslavonia is ranked 3,262^nd in the world and 61^st in The North Pacific for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring 11,653.7 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.