The Normal Flag again yay ig of The Serbocroatics is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Linglingleechinahotpotkoreajapanthorsten with an iron fist, and renowned for its frequent executions, ubiquitous missile silos, and strictly enforced bedtime. The hard-working, cynical population of 3.147 billion Serbocroats are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Osijek. The average income tax rate is 51.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Serbocroatic economy, worth 281 trillion kunas a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Basket Weaving, Tourism, and Book Publishing. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 89,341 kunas, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.4 times as much as the poorest.

Voters regularly try to eat their ballot papers, people who eat pizza with lactase supplements are arrested by the flavour police, parents receive hefty fines for telling kids to eat their vegetables, and people are more interested in gossip about the private lives of politicians than their policies. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Serbocroatics's national animal is the Ogy, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Christianity and Croatia.

The Serbocroatics is ranked 108,687^th in the world and 1,722^nd in The North Pacific for Largest Pizza Delivery Sector, scoring 1,768.62 on the Pepperoni Propulsion Productivity Index.