The Thrill of Tsrill is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Keir Strmer with an even hand, and notable for its museums and concert halls, irreverence towards religion, and hatred of cheese. The compassionate, cheerful population of 25.539 billion Tsrillik are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, socially-minded morass — juggles the competing demands of Education, Welfare, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Tsrillion. The average income tax rate is 95.9%.

The frighteningly efficient Tsrillik economy, worth a remarkable 3,042 trillion Tsošs a year, is highly specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing and Beef-Based Agriculture. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 119,115 Tsošs, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Political parties are banned from advertising and receiving private donations, finders keepers is the law of the land, some achieve retirement and some have retirement thrust upon them, and even the nation's brussel sprouts are delicious and nutritious. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Tsrill's national animal is the chameleon, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is whatever.

Tsrill is ranked 1,371^st in the world and 36^th in the South Pacific for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring 14,127.48 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.