The Thrill of Tsrill is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Keir Strmer with an even hand, and renowned for its prohibition of alcohol, hatred of cheese, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, cheerful population of 25.705 billion Tsrillik are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, socially-minded morass — juggles the competing demands of Education, Welfare, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Tsrillion. The average income tax rate is 96.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Tsrillik economy, worth a remarkable 3,098 trillion Tsošs a year, is highly specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing and Beef-Based Agriculture. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 120,546 Tsošs, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Enemy navies sail within bombardment range of major coastal cities with impunity, meat-eating is frowned upon, "It was only a joke" is no longer a defense for the felony of discrimination, and artists are pillars of society. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Tsrill's national animal is the chameleon, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is whatever.

Tsrill is ranked 3,575^th in the world and 108^th in the South Pacific for Least Corrupt Governments, with 95.51 percentage of bribes refused.