The Republic of United Platoria is a very large, environmentally stunning nation, notable for its compulsory military service, irreverence towards religion, and restrictive gun laws. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 336 million Platorians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, moralistic, well-organized government prioritizes Law & Order, with Defense, Administration, and Education also on the agenda, while International Aid and Spirituality receive no funds. The average income tax rate is 35.7%.

The United Platorian economy, worth 17.9 trillion Platorian Filoes a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Cheese Exports industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Woodchip Exports. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 53,340 Platorian Filoes, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.4 times as much as the poorest.

The government is said to have a martyrdom complex, the government seizes corporate assets it deems 'scary enough', tourists soak their luggage in boiling water before unpacking, and members of ethnic minorities are more often called "boy" or "girl" than by their actual names. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. United Platoria's national animal is the Eurasian Wolf, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

United Platoria is ranked 142,110^th in the world and 2,356^th in The North Pacific for Most Developed, scoring 56.24 on the Human Development Index.