The Republic of Yukti is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Lady Arshes Desirath with an even hand, and renowned for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, free-roaming dinosaurs, and anti-smoking policies. The compassionate population of 26.801 billion Yuktians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Oblivion. The average income tax rate is 97.5%.

The powerhouse Yuktian economy, worth a remarkable 2,921 trillion Miquelis a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity. The industrial sector is solely comprised of the Tourism industry. Average income is an impressive 109,019 Miquelis, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

You can't put down the nation's attitude to pet health, would-be emigrants are told "abandon all hope all ye who would exit here", popular websites like NationStates are blocked for "national security", and Lady Arshes Desirath's told that love often manifests itself through homicidal four-lettered litanies. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Yukti's national animal is the Golden Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Bacants.

Yukti is ranked 299,847^th in the world and 4,465^th in The North Pacific for Fattest Citizens, with 4.62 Obesity Rate.