The Matriarchy of Aeljae is a titanic, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Sasha Avina von Aeljae with a fair hand, and renowned for its teetotalling pirates, state-planned economy, and sprawling nuclear power plants. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 18.252 billion Aeljaeans hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The large, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Elja. The average income tax rate is 96.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Aeljaean economy, worth a remarkable 3,741 trillion kronor a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 204,997 kronor, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

There's always a Bigtopian willing to eat Sasha Avina von Aeljae's table scraps, government officials sit helplessly as they are labelled 'Pompous Womples' by celebrities, no one questions why the chicken crossed the road anymore, and lobotomies haven't been the same after the practice was severed. Crime is totally unknown. Aeljae's national animal is the Pegasus, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Aeljae is ranked 145,306^th in the world and 1,793^rd in The East Pacific for Most Advanced Law Enforcement, scoring 1,568.3 on the Orwell Orderliness Index.