The Kongelige Forbund of Roliganistan is a colossal, socially progressive nation, ruled by Gorm den Gamle with a fair hand, and remarkable for its rum-swilling pirates, smutty television, and free-roaming dinosaurs. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 7.642 billion Roliganer hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The relatively small government prioritizes Education, although Industry, Administration, and Healthcare are also considered important, while Defense and Spirituality aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Hafnia. The average income tax rate is 8.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Rolig economy, worth a remarkable 2,693 trillion Kroner a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Retail, and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 352,414 Kroner, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.3 times as much as the poorest.

Advertisers are struggling to make water sound cool to a twitchy public, crime is on the rise as online youths compete to vlog the most shocking scenes of violence, internet service is too costly for normal people to purchase, and rioting during the nation's hosting of ORDER caused one million Kroner of property damage. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Roliganistan's national animal is the albino giraffe, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Pastafarianism.

Roliganistan is ranked 95,102^nd in the world and 3,491^st in The East Pacific for Most Pro-Market, scoring 49.78 on the Rand Index.