The Kongelige Forbund of Roliganistan is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Gorm den Gamle with an even hand, and renowned for its rum-swilling pirates, daily referendums, and keen interest in outer space. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 9.254 billion Roliganer enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The relatively small government prioritizes Education, although Industry, Healthcare, and Administration are also considered important, while Defense and Spirituality are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Hafnia. The average income tax rate is 4.5%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Rolig economy, worth a remarkable 3,509 trillion Kroner a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Retail, and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 379,295 Kroner, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Male friends are often accompanied by a female relative in order to prove their 'straightness', in a baffling press conference Gorm den Gamle proudly dismantled a broken door, religious organizations are being forced to leave the country or pay income taxes like everybody else, and cassocked priests and choirboys believe that what happens behind closed doors stays behind closed doors. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Roliganistan's national animal is the Playful Panda, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Pastafarianism.

Roliganistan is ranked 9,312^th in the world and 274^th in The East Pacific for Most Beautiful Environments, with 1,679.12 Pounds Of Wildlife Per Square Mile.