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Largest Retail Industry: 576th Largest Agricultural Sector: 596th Highest Disposable Incomes: 736th
The Kongelige Forbund of
New York Times Democracy
Governing a small country is like cooking a large fish
Gorm den Gamle
Civil Rights
Very Good
Political Freedom

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Population5.187 billion

LeaderGorm den Gamle

AnimalSabre toothed seahorse

The Kongelige Forbund of Roliganistan is a colossal, genial nation, ruled by Gorm den Gamle with a fair hand, and notable for its sprawling nuclear power plants, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and complete lack of prisons. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, cheerful population of 5.187 billion Roliganer enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The relatively small government prioritizes Education, with Administration, Industry, and Healthcare also on the agenda, while Defense and Spirituality are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Hafnia. The average income tax rate is 9.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Roligan economy, worth a remarkable 1,613 trillion Kroner a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Retail, and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 311,049 Kroner, with the richest citizens earning 5.4 times as much as the poorest.

Both diets and economic output are growing leaner with recent restrictions to free trade, wigged-out hunters report playing croquet with the Queen of Hearts, children grow up long before the paperwork for their lemonade stands can be sorted out, and it is mandatory to learn evolution in schools. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Roliganistan's national animal is the Sabre toothed seahorse, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Pastafarianism.

Roliganistan is ranked 787th in the world and 14th in The East Pacific for Most Secular, with 99.12 Atheism Rate.

Largest Retail Industry: 576thLargest Agricultural Sector: 596thHighest Disposable Incomes: 736thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 766thMost Secular: 787thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 865thSmartest Citizens: 1,103rdLargest Publishing Industry: 1,110thMost Influential: 1,199thLargest Information Technology Sector: 1,290thHighest Average Incomes: 1,370thMost Pacifist: 1,491stMost Inclusive: 1,536thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1,538thTop
Most Scientifically Advanced: 1,814thMost Developed: 1,895thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 2,043rdHighest Wealthy Incomes: 3,039thHealthiest Citizens: 3,207thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 3,374thSafest: 3,649thLongest Average Lifespans: 4,191stLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 4,330thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 4,423rdRudest Citizens: 4,569thMost Cultured: 4,575thLargest Governments: 4,613thMost Cheerful Citizens: 4,613thNicest Citizens: 4,749thMost Compassionate Citizens: 4,999thHighest Poor Incomes: 5,087thMost Advanced Public Education: 5,729thLowest Crime Rates: 6,472ndMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 6,609thMost Efficient Economies: 7,518thHighest Economic Output: 7,789thTop
Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 9,223rdLeast Corrupt Governments: 9,413thMost Subsidized Industry: 9,935thLargest Mining Sector: 10,988thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 11,923rdNudest: 13,880thMost Stationary: 15,537th
Highest Disposable Incomes: 7th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 7th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 9th in the regionMost Secular: 14th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 18th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 21st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 24th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 24th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 28th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 33rd in the regionMost Pacifist: 40th in the regionMost Influential: 42nd in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 45th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 45th in the regionMost Developed: 47th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 50th in the regionMost Inclusive: 50th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 62nd in the regionTop
Healthiest Citizens: 79th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 85th in the regionSafest: 100th in the regionLargest Governments: 100th in the regionRudest Citizens: 105th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 107th in the regionMost Cultured: 109th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 114th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 122nd in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 124th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 126th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 130th in the regionNicest Citizens: 140th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 145th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 148th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 153rd in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 190th in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 210th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 217th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 223rd in the regionMost Stationary: 242nd in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 247th in the regionNudest: 277th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 297th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 303rd in the regionTop
Largest Populations: 342nd in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 474th in the regionLargest Black Market: 593rd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Roliganistan, it is mandatory to learn evolution in schools.
  • : Following new legislation in Roliganistan, children grow up long before the paperwork for their lemonade stands can be sorted out.
  • : Following new legislation in Roliganistan, wigged-out hunters report playing croquet with the Queen of Hearts.
  • : Following new legislation in Roliganistan, both diets and economic output are growing leaner with recent restrictions to free trade.
  • : Following new legislation in Roliganistan, the law says it's okay to sell a bomb to a terrorist so long as they promise not to detonate it.
  • : Following new legislation in Roliganistan, polling place volunteers are suddenly opening a huge number of offshore bank accounts.
  • : Following new legislation in Roliganistan, legislation sometimes has to battle through weeks of filibustering to pass.
  • : Following new legislation in Roliganistan, seven-year-olds debate for weeks on the merits of the Oxford comma.
  • : Roliganistan endorsed The Free Land of Bytes.
  • : Following new legislation in Roliganistan, former stunt pilots are unable to pass the licence test to fly a drone.


World Assembly

Endorsements Received: 168 » Aelitia, A Slanted Black Stripe, Elejamie, Slys Paws, Bachtendekuppen, Davinhia, Dremaur, Lyontisia, Praetai, Goodnamesarerare, Roissyland, Slui, Kaigi, Great Aztlatan CommonWealth, Biggstonia, Urimel, The Empire of Rijelv, Brotherland, Adavan, Wizardonia, Dragonia, Federated States of Zootron, Unger under over, Kangarawa, Arkantis, The Romanum Legio, Lanagon, Drunken Seal Islands, Axdel, Asendavia, Survivoristan, Am Echad, ReeK, Outer Verron Swicia Islands, Ribanzi, Republic of Monarchists, H-Zhena, Todd McCloud, Wendelandia, Sicilla, Fraxhemark, Greater New Islew, Ardenaea, Airrajul, Wiranath, Riveraland, The Holy Empire of Moronica, Fedele, Izonno, Republika ng Pilipinas, and 118 others.Qui sequuntur somnia, Mastariere, Ver Norge, Socialist Holy American Empire, The Sacred Whale, Someseni, Peryn, Ravendi, Blobbo, Dreshand, Dark Edgyness, Grand Rheinland, Bulli, Squid Ruinosa, Ellsonian Dominion, Marrico, Endertopias, The Happian Union, Republic of Berzerkistan, Tim Stark, Eastern Hyront Scasssen, Ridann, Thyaclinia, Baumdahl, Davelands, VW53Aland, Amjedia, United Edwards, Freedom Fascists, Galve, Yumaka, Bacon Land, Merlovich, Yutogolan, Neruch, Shantan, Solarfall, New Leganes, Eagas, Pakitsk, Trimmania, Bullpups, The Angel of Charity, Indovinesia, Taurora, Superior Indonesia, Sansangra, Indrapore, Restoration of Eastern Kaiserreich, Arpino, Sericena, Hizuru, New Bradenia Ghost, Servants of Gizmo, Kynaria, East Malaysia, Rhealaliit, The Holy Utopian Republic, The Almighty Country, Janoobi Jazair, Kilkire, Talitoa, Broengtopia, Just Vale 2, The United Asian Republics, United China Nation, SloveStates, Taya Dust, Stellar Colonies, BearStackof2015, Abadong, Aklevin, Aeljae, Agonya, The Arthirian Republic, Adolanta, Valdwall, Akorial, The Cult of the Great Cthulhu, Alabamaxen, Anecho, Analon, Archooli, Arberinopolis, Atlia Sonis, Astroa, Justice-Becoming, AngusEssa, Barfleur, Kingdom of Pars, VoyKovie, Avalon Ascendancy, Vultuca, Bortalandet, Buck-in-Gham, ArenaC, Blue Ottawa, Opossum Slayer, Aleister, Calcestruzzo, Greater Felter, Cameronia Excellentia, Funkadelia, Chria Deau, Chubaka, CheeseBurrito, Choushuu, Chols Worithopia, Luftmensc, Abtracnt, Aristortia, Headpat Central, The United Neo American Union, Ceruleasia, Sreneck, Terrusya, Quark Unit, and Bytes.

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