Population | 8.787 billion |
Capital | Hafnia |
Leader | Gorm den Gamle |
Faith | Pastafarianism |
Currency | Krone |
Animal | Playful Panda |
The Kongelige Forbund of Roliganistan is a colossal, socially progressive nation, ruled by Gorm den Gamle with a fair hand, and notable for its ban on automobiles, keen interest in outer space, and complete lack of prisons. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, cheerful population of 8.787 billion Roliganer enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.
The relatively small government prioritizes Education, although Industry, Healthcare, and Administration are also considered important, while Defense and Spirituality are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Hafnia. The average income tax rate is 6.4%, but much higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient Rolig economy, worth a remarkable 3,252 trillion Kroner a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Retail, and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 370,106 Kroner, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.2 times as much as the poorest.
The pursuit of wanted criminals ends at the entrance of the pay'n'spray garage as police refuse to enter any private property, the constant playing of Merry Birthday on Rolig radio has led to calls for the song to be classified as a crime against humanity, pollution is on the rise along with government approvals of fracking projects, and the annual budget is heralded by the Treasury Minister donning a fake plastic mustache and giant star-shaped glasses. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Roliganistan's national animal is the Playful Panda, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Pastafarianism.
Roliganistan is ranked 232,316th in the world and 8,734th in The East Pacific for Most Devout, with 1.45 Prayers Per Hour.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in
Roliganistan, the annual budget is heralded by the Treasury Minister donning a fake plastic mustache and giant star-shaped glasses.
- : Following new legislation in
Roliganistan, pollution is on the rise along with government approvals of fracking projects.
- : Following new legislation in
Roliganistan, the constant playing of Merry Birthday on Rolig radio has led to calls for the song to be classified as a crime against humanity.
- :
Roliganistan was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Compassionate Citizens.
- : Following new legislation in
Roliganistan, the pursuit of wanted criminals ends at the entrance of the pay'n'spray garage as police refuse to enter any private property.
- :
Roliganistan voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Fair Treatment of Prisoners".
- : Following new legislation in
Roliganistan, vital intelligence-gathering activities are often put on hold for Call of Honor tournaments.
- : Following new legislation in
Roliganistan, protesters are up in arms over new nuclear power stations.
- : Following new legislation in
Roliganistan, diaper sales are up.
- : Following new legislation in
Roliganistan, the government keeps its thumb on the scales of justice.
World Assembly
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