The Kongelige Forbund of Roliganistan is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Gorm den Gamle with a fair hand, and renowned for its rum-swilling pirates, museums and concert halls, and daily referendums. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 8.086 billion Roliganer enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The relatively small government prioritizes Education, although Industry, Healthcare, and Administration are also considered important, while Defense and Spirituality aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Hafnia. The average income tax rate is 6.5%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Rolig economy, worth a remarkable 2,907 trillion Kroner a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Retail, and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 359,590 Kroner, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.3 times as much as the poorest.

Administrative districts are increasingly defined by their taste in housing architecture, meat is a luxury afforded only to the wealthy, hordes of tourists are ruining the environment, and agreeing to appear on TV is often the best way to access social care. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Roliganistan's national animal is the Playful Panda, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Pastafarianism.

Roliganistan is ranked 106,726^th in the world and 4,158^th in The East Pacific for Largest Soda Pop Sector, scoring 649.77 on the Addison-Fukk Productivity Rating.