The Noocracy of Roliganistan is a titanic, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Gorm den Gamle with an even hand, and renowned for its sprawling nuclear power plants, smutty television, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, cheerful population of 20.982 billion Roliganer enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The relatively small government prioritizes Education, although Industry, Healthcare, and Administration are also considered important, while Defense and Spirituality aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Hafnia. The average income tax rate is 1.0%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Rolig economy, worth an astonishing 10,834 trillion Kroner a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Retail, and Book Publishing. Average income is a breathtaking 516,367 Kroner, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.

The rich tend their gardens inside gated urban farming communities, history textbook pages are used as impromptu tissues by distraught students, there's a shortage of swinging hot spots as land development grinds to a halt, and the new airport at Mr. Giles' farm is panicking his sheep. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Roliganistan's national animal is the Goofy Gazelle, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Pastafarianism.

Roliganistan is ranked 308,380^th in the world and 4,137^th in The East Pacific for Fattest Citizens, with 0.87 Obesity Rate.