The Federal Republic of Chillicothe is a mammoth, safe nation, ruled by PM Andy Beshear with an even hand, and renowned for its pith helmet sales, anti-smoking policies, and unlimited-speed roads. The compassionate, cheerful population of 9.053 billion Chillicotheans enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Administration, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kansas City. The average income tax rate is 70.9%.

The frighteningly efficient Chillicothean economy, worth a remarkable 1,531 trillion Chillicothean Dollars a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 169,148 Chillicothean Dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.3 times as much as the poorest.

There is no other place with more lab coats per square mile than former houses of worship, the poor are often seen pale and dizzy after selling their blood to make ends meet, homeless people can be found sleeping on streets in front of unoccupied second homes, and physics lessons mostly involve talking about emotional management techniques. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Chillicothe's national animal is the Panther, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Chillicothe is ranked 80,100^th in the world and 529^th in the South Pacific for Largest Populations, with 9.05 billion capita.