The Beautiful land of Mona Landia is a titanic, genial nation, ruled by Lady Aliyana with an even hand, and remarkable for its state-planned economy, irreverence towards religion, and hatred of cheese. The compassionate population of 17.151 billion Mona Landians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Galaxia. The average income tax rate is 80.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming Mona Landian economy, worth a remarkable 1,597 trillion Golds a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing and Tourism. Average income is 93,169 Golds, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Counselors have to sign pledges supporting gay rights before they can speak to any patients, a favorite "life hack" for gap year backpackers is to pretend to be homeless for government handouts, the government only invests in infrastructure after a natural disaster, and there's nothing special about Lady Aliyana. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Mona Landia's national animal is the Mannequin, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Mona Landia is ranked 320,180^th in the world and 3,980^th in the South Pacific for Largest Manufacturing Sector, scoring zero on the Gooback-Jerbs Productivity Index.