The Drunken Irish Nation of Drugged Monkeys is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Frank Sinatra with an even hand, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, anti-smoking policies, and frequent executions. The compassionate population of 39.228 billion Drugged Monkeys have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Environment, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Hoboken. The average income tax rate is 90.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming a Drugged Monkey economy, worth a remarkable 2,964 trillion dollars a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity. The industrial sector is solely comprised of the Tourism industry. Average income is 75,559 dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Attempts to inform people about their unclaimed property are often mistaken for telephone scams, signatures have been replaced with illegible scribbles, behind every great person are three dozen other people passing great memos, and the government tells its citizens to 'forgive and forget'. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Drugged Monkeys's national animal is the drugged monkey, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Drugged Monkeys is ranked 15,739^th in the world and 441^st in the South Pacific for Nicest Citizens, with 24.76 average smiles per day.