The Republic of Ebboria is a huge, safe nation, renowned for its anti-smoking policies, irreverence towards religion, and stringent health and safety legislation. The quiet, industrious population of 853 million Ebborians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Loyven. The average income tax rate is 24.1%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The Ebborian economy, worth 53.0 trillion euros a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Beef-Based Agriculture industry, with major contributions from Basket Weaving, Cheese Exports, and Woodchip Exports. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 62,100 euros, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.4 times as much as the poorest.

Leader will only ring up foreign leaders if they agree to reverse the charges, people transfer their assets to bank accounts in Manamana before getting divorced, concussed orcaball players cannot remember their lineup position, and the government seizes private property for the 'good of the people'. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Ebboria's national animal is the orca, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.

Ebboria is ranked 60,917^th in the world and 784^th in The North Pacific for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring 4,291.74 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.