The Empire of Teothopia is a mammoth, genial nation, ruled by Teo with an even hand, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, daily referendums, and ubiquitous missile silos. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 8.766 billion Teothopians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Imperial Dragon's City. The average income tax rate is 95.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Teothopian economy, worth a remarkable 1,049 trillion Golden Teothopian Marks a year, is highly specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 119,707 Golden Teothopian Marks, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The seventh son of a seventh son is fated to be a millionaire, modelling agencies send their clients to work in nursing homes, one-man canoes fitted with the latest tracking technology leave no room for one man, and high-tech infantry rifles automatically reload when the soldier shoots outside the screen of their helmet HUD. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Teothopia's national animal is the Mystic Dragon, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Teothopia is ranked 247,307^th in the world and 3,545^th in The North Pacific for Largest Trout Fishing Sector, scoring -3.69 on the Nemo Depletion Efficiency Index.