The Rogue Nation of Wallanda is a titanic, safe nation, notable for its infamous sell-swords, daily referendums, and free-roaming dinosaurs. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, cheerful population of 17.181 billion Wallandans are effectively ruled by a group of massive corporations, who run for political office and provide their well-off citizens with world-class goods and services. Their poorer citizens, however, are mostly starving to death while being urged to go out and get real jobs. The populace has reasonably extensive civil rights, although these are mostly aimed at allowing them to buy whatever they like.

The tiny, corrupt, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Industry. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 18.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Wallandan economy, worth a remarkable 6,562 trillion Wallabies a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an amazing 381,938 Wallabies, with the richest citizens earning 5.5 times as much as the poorest.

If a tree falls in the forest and nobody is there to hear it... Wallandan satellites can detect it, bin lorries have replaced birds as the source of the dawn chorus, citizens finish cleaning up after the annual National Treasure Hunt just in time for the next one, and Wallandan actors literally work from cradle to grave. Crime is totally unknown. Wallanda's national animal is the Penguin, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Wallanda is ranked 92,983^rd in the world and 1,076^th in the South Pacific for Most Corrupt Governments, with 19.15 kickbacks per hour.