The Rogue Nation of Wallanda is a titanic, safe nation, renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape, keen interest in outer space, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, cheerful population of 17.706 billion Wallandans enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The tiny, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Industry. The average income tax rate is 30.0%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Wallandan economy, worth a remarkable 6,871 trillion Wallabies a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an amazing 388,115 Wallabies, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.8 times as much as the poorest.

Bus shelters seem to be designed to let rain in, Wallanda is notorious for its citizens' infidelity, the country behaves just like a group of independent provinces all stacked up under a trench coat, and summer science camps are regularly raided by narcotics police. Crime is totally unknown. Wallanda's national animal is the Penguin, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Wallanda is ranked 2,412^th in the world and 65^th in the South Pacific for Most Compassionate Citizens, scoring 106.56 on the Kitten Softness Rating.