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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 1,375thMost Valuable International Artwork: 3,164thBest Weather: 3,782nd
The Несостоявшееся государство of
Psychotic Dictatorship
Солнце вновь восходит!
Дима
Influence
Sprat
Civil Rights
Few
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Unheard Of

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DIMAnism

Population8.679 billion

CapitalСоциалистическая Роза
LeaderДима
FaithЧтоЭтоЗа Хрень

CurrencyДиминикански Рубль
AnimalДиминикански Козёл

The Несостоявшееся государство of DIMAnism is a colossal, orderly nation, ruled by Дима with an iron fist, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, smutty television, and free-roaming dinosaurs. The compassionate, cynical, devout population of 8.679 billion Диминиканцы are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The enormous, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Социалистическая Роза. The average income tax rate is 95.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Диминикан economy, worth a remarkable 1,255 trillion Диминикански Рубльs a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is an impressive 144,657 Диминикански Рубльs, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The police have been known to wiretap confessional boxes, members of majority races are forced out of their homes to make way for Bigtopians, Widow Twankey complains about being "cancelled", and government officials have to mortgage their homes to make ends meet. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. DIMAnism's national animal is the Диминикански Козёл, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is ЧтоЭтоЗа Хрень.

DIMAnism is ranked 12,025th in the world and 538th in The North Pacific for Most Cultured, scoring 110 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.

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Most Valuable International Artwork: 3,164thBest Weather: 3,782ndMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 4,515thLongest Average Lifespans: 4,567thHealthiest Citizens: 4,618thLowest Crime Rates: 4,727thHighest Average Tax Rates: 5,187thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 5,319thMost Influential: 5,344thMost Beautiful Environments: 5,348thMost Inclusive: 5,798thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 5,879thSafest: 5,907thHighest Food Quality: 6,340thMost Advanced Public Transport: 6,424thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 6,678thLargest Governments: 6,897thMost Developed: 7,086thMost Pacifist: 7,302ndMost Advanced Public Education: 7,808thHighest Poor Incomes: 11,277thSmartest Citizens: 11,368thLargest Publishing Industry: 11,911thMost Cultured: 12,025thMost Scientifically Advanced: 13,227thMost Compassionate Citizens: 15,324thTop
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Most Efficient Economies: 15,895thNicest Citizens: 16,866thLargest Information Technology Sector: 17,265thMost Authoritarian: 18,792ndMost Subsidized Industry: 20,473rdHighest Economic Output: 22,209thLargest Welfare Programs: 22,739thHighest Average Incomes: 24,079thMost Corrupt Governments: 26,961stMost Patriotic: 27,021st
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Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 129th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 199th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 212th in the regionBest Weather: 220th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 227th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 239th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 242nd in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 244th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 275th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 281st in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 289th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 289th in the regionMost Inclusive: 305th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 311th in the regionLargest Governments: 316th in the regionSafest: 319th in the regionHighest Food Quality: 331st in the regionTop
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Most Developed: 363rd in the regionMost Pacifist: 364th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 489th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 514th in the regionMost Authoritarian: 534th in the regionMost Cultured: 538th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 555th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 566th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 569th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 573rd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 577th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 593rd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 668th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 680th in the regionMost Patriotic: 703rd in the region

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Endorsements Received: 120 » Corfad, Alogiada, Chipoli, Pazair, Shibutani, New Atlantico, Petronellania, Neptunian Military Administration, Nouvel Empire, Lionsroar, Great Bights Mum, Varisland, Sur Isles, Mallyna, PlanetMercury, Bedsonya, Wisconsota, Laforeia, Fran Advar, The Blind Side, Castle In Confidence, Catalis, Aerilia, Rex Republic, Mystiquelle, Aguaria Major, Kaschovia, Atrito, Pinky Queen, Siwale, Bardopia, Esperonia, Kwaj, Votak Matim, Deliber, CyberEgypt, Notyoutopia, South Parter, Workers Republic of Prestes Order, TheLandOfFunFunFun, Vertigoism, Western Justice, Eurocom, Armonker, Zandos, Koda-Land, Pineappleistania, Kandorith, Federation of Vanguard, Republiqueducroissant, and 70 others.United Orange Valley States, Ethnon, Laurendon, The Republic of Poland, Arucaria, PotatoFarmers, Galbadiana, Izern, IHateRights, Darkanistan, Segesta, Former English Colony, Individualist Catopia, Inclement Space, Bagojo, Wolffoxia, Illusia and Neverendia, Kranostav, Love Shack, Wineclaw, Khoik, Russila, New Chiken, Furballland, Xagill, Zelenaya Dolina, Nationeer, Luminerra, North Bratislava, Zerentopia, Arostica, Frances Francis the First of France, Verderiesdre, Sil Dorsett, Bodhisva, McMasterdonia, Jenha, Nebiyar, Kainin, Germanic Cat, Oannia, Valiacorkit, Blyskalia, Ayuzhhhhh, New Cordyceps, Valentine Z, Eludmonden, Fragrancia, Norwegian FOREST cat, Ereena, Abinved, Pribaltic Union, Barxa, Halsoni, Loutsland, Endus Mea Fral, Texaska, United Kahndaq, Gragadoia, Dreadton, Nistriabar, The Jerichowan Country, Banulia, Tugupaw, Altivia, Nu Elysium, Picairn, Aoncarpa, Marlducro, and Ardok.

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