The Unified Peoples State of Dimanism is a mammoth, genial nation, ruled by Dima with an iron fist, and remarkable for its anti-smoking policies, soft-spoken computers, and otherworldly petting zoo. The compassionate, cynical, devout population of 9.768 billion Diminicans are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The enormous, corrupt, socially-minded, well-organized government prioritizes Administration, with Education, Law & Order, and Healthcare also on the agenda, while International Aid isn't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Solagrad. The average income tax rate is 96.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Diminican economy, worth a remarkable 1,483 trillion Sols a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Basket Weaving. Average income is an impressive 151,899 Sols, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The nation has always been at war with Moltovea, cultural heritage is measured in Scoville Heat Units, the government has spread itself thin, and the volume of paperwork used to complete a single environmental assessment defeats the purpose. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Dimanism's national animal is the Orca, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Secularism.

Dimanism is ranked 278,005^th in the world and 4,011^th in The North Pacific for Rudest Citizens, with 17.15 insults per minute.