The Federation of Neo Rojava is a very large, cultured nation, remarkable for its sprawling nuclear power plants, absence of drug laws, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, democratic population of 354 million Rojavani are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The medium-sized, liberal, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Welfare, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Hasakah. The average income tax rate is 67.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming Rojavan economy, worth 37.4 trillion Lira-Pounds a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is fairly diversified, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Arms Manufacturing, and Retail. Average income is an impressive 105,528 Lira-Pounds, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Rojavan athletes are close to breaking the 2 minute mile and the 16 meter long jump, the nation's leading climatologists are investigating animal flatulence in efforts to reduce methane emissions, lobotomies haven't been the same after the practice was severed, and the nation operates a "finders-keepers" policy with other nations' citizens. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Neo Rojava's national animal is the Sparrowhawk, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Neo Rojava is ranked 76,413^th in the world and 1,204^th in The North Pacific for Largest Pizza Delivery Sector, scoring 2,733.2 on the Pepperoni Propulsion Productivity Index.