The Civil Alliance of Parsalanteria is a huge, genial nation, ruled by Elsie Parsalant IV with a fair hand, and notable for its complete lack of prisons, daily referendums, and national health service. The compassionate, democratic population of 930 million Parsalanterians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Darcia. The average income tax rate is 67.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Parsalanterian economy, worth 107 trillion Parsals a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Tourism. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 115,770 Parsals, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Graffiti is done with immaculate multi-layer shading, the amount welfare recipients spend on fertilizer has exploded, politicians no longer click with dating app matches, and the nation is known as the cheapskates of The North Pacific. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Parsalanteria's national animal is the Parsalanterian Crow, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Parsalanteria is ranked 48,416^th in the world and 917^th in The North Pacific for Highest Average Incomes, with 115,770.22 Standard Monetary Units.