The Rogue Nation of The C Programing Language is a massive, genial nation, remarkable for its avowedly heterosexual populace, frequent executions, and enslaved workforce. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, humorless, devout population of 1.156 billion C Programing Languageans enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The medium-sized, outspoken government prioritizes Education, although Industry, Healthcare, and Defense are also considered important. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Dennis Ritchie. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 42.4%.

The frighteningly efficient C Programing Languagean economy, worth 130 trillion Bitcoins a year, is broadly diversified and dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 112,618 Bitcoins, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 576,593 per year while the poor average 12,077, a ratio of 47.7 to 1.

Physics lessons mostly involve talking about emotional management techniques, parking's carefree without parking car fees, the government has announced its plans to construct a giant weaponised robot-cat, and even the most lowly council pen-pusher has the same political power as a senior minister. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. The C Programing Language's national animal is the Cat, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

The C Programing Language is ranked 34,766^th in the world and 972^nd in The North Pacific for Most Cultured, scoring 77 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.