The Giant Island Republic of Eaetafershe is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Penekaalo Iuratinsh-Totorim with a fair hand, and renowned for its smutty television, irreverence towards religion, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 2.316 billion Eaetafershaps hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, corrupt, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Eaetafershe Mega City. The average income tax rate is 60.9%.

The frighteningly efficient Eaetafershap economy, worth 362 trillion Eaetinsins a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Retail, Tourism, and Book Publishing. Black market activity is frequent. Average income is an impressive 156,562 Eaetinsins, with the richest citizens earning 5.0 times as much as the poorest.

A large-scale revitalization of the education system is underway, traumatized ex-ambassadors seek treatment for their "desk dissociation", the aims of top-secret Eaetafershap science projects revolve around designing the perfect robot woman, and public incontinence is a growing problem amongst the nation's women. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Eaetafershe's national animal is the giant possum, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Eaetafershe is ranked 15,019^th in the world and 523^rd in The North Pacific for Most Developed, scoring 88.33 on the Human Development Index.