The Republic of Abtracnt is a gargantuan, safe nation, notable for its museums and concert halls, punitive income tax rates, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic population of 11.28 billion Abtracntics have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Ardentia. The average income tax rate is 85.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The strong Abtracntic economy, worth 617 trillion Dollars a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity. The industrial sector is solely comprised of the Tourism industry. Average income is 54,734 Dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Annual Formula One races bring the capital to a screeching halt, airport announcements inform passengers that flights have been delayed because pilots are having afternoon naps, things are looking up for patients accidentally prescribed erectile dysfunction medication, and telling someone to 'break a leg' is considered a criminal inducement to self harm. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Abtracnt's national animal is the Siberian Wolf, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Abtracnt is ranked 202,726^th in the world and 6,912^th in The East Pacific for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring -6.32 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.