The Bread Loving Folk of Under Upper Antartica is a titanic, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Bread Mann with an even hand, and notable for its deadly medical pandemics, frequent executions, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, humorless, devout population of 16.982 billion Under Upper Antarticans are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The medium-sized, corrupt, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Administration, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Breadtown. The average income tax rate is 80.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Under Upper Antartican economy, worth a remarkable 4,923 trillion People a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, quite specialized black market in Arms Manufacturing, Retail, Furniture Restoration, and Uranium Mining. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 289,946 People, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Voodoo economists believe that feeding criminals to volcanoes will bring untold riches to Under Upper Antartica, when their backs are against the walls Under Upper Antarticans look out for gay men, cheese lovers have a case of the bleus, and military equipment is being auctioned off to extend comatose centenarians' lives. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Under Upper Antartica's national animal is the Narwhale, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Toast.

Under Upper Antartica is ranked 245,858^th in the world and 3,454^th in The East Pacific for Fattest Citizens, with 7.6 Obesity Rate.