The Democratic States of Impia Aghte is a massive, safe nation, renowned for its smutty television, ubiquitous missile silos, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 1.871 billion Impia Aghteans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government prioritizes Education, although Administration, Industry, and Law & Order are also considered important, while Spirituality is ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Ucofia. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 67.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Impia Aghtean economy, worth 268 trillion Guilder Florins a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 143,617 Guilder Florins, with the richest citizens earning 5.9 times as much as the poorest.

The nation's green cities are indeed concrete jungles, the government has ordered a moratorium on referenda, food voucher forgeries are causing headaches for the police, and foreign policy is to avoid standing up to bullies. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Impia Aghte's national animal is the swan, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Impia Aghte is ranked 148,920^th in the world and 5,795^th in The East Pacific for Most Cheerful Citizens, with 47.09 Percentage Of Water Glasses Perceived Half-Full.