The Republic of Cypheri is a titanic, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Douglas J Hunley with an even hand, and notable for its soft-spoken computers, smutty television, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, cheerful population of 21.657 billion Cypherians enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Zion. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Cypherian economy, worth a remarkable 7,276 trillion dollars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing and Tourism. Average income is an amazing 335,983 dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The country's population is reported with a margin of error of several billions, young girls and senior citizens alike can be spotted wearing colourful short shorts, there's nothing more gay than bleeding for your nation, and Douglas J Hunley's campaign events reach their climax when the celebrity endorsers reveal themselves. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Cypheri's national animal is the eagle, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Science.

Cypheri is ranked 328,880^th in the world and 4,131^st in the South Pacific for Largest Trout Fishing Sector, scoring -15.9 on the Nemo Depletion Efficiency Index.