The Kingdom of Ugranda is a titanic, efficient nation, ruled by King Sir Mister Korongo Bird-Thingy III with a fair hand, and notable for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, smutty television, and absence of drug laws. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 15.131 billion Ugrandans hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The large, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kamprala. The average income tax rate is 92.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Ugrandan economy, worth a remarkable 2,468 trillion Ugrandan Shrillings a year, is led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology and Tourism. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 163,129 Ugrandan Shrillings, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Many in Ugranda are born in the purple, the constant playing of Merry Birthday on Ugrandan radio has led to calls for the song to be classified as a crime against humanity, half-submerged and flooded seaside hotels are technically still next to the beach, and diplomatic missions typically end with a flurry of childish insults, accusations and phlegm. Crime is totally unknown. Ugranda's national animal is the Ugrandan Bird-Thingy, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Ugranda is ranked 3,622^nd in the world and 108^th in the South Pacific for Most Compassionate Citizens, scoring 92.57 on the Kitten Softness Rating.